It’s called the “Shoot-n-Sh*t.”
Or at least that’s what we’d call it if we were in the business of selling camouflage deer stands/ port-o-potties. In fact, we can almost hear the late Billy Mays extolling the virtue of this unique two-in-one product …
“Now you can squeeze off a round while you’re squeezing off a round …”
Nice. And since no infomercial is complete without musical accompaniment, try to visualize Mays hawking the “Sit-n-Sh*t” to the tune of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Gimme Back My Bullets.”
In case you’re interested, three of these multi-functional units were on sale in the Olympia neighborhood of downtown Columbia … just in time for the start of deer season.
Gotta love S.C., y’all …
By Uncleshag August 31, 2009 at 10:10 am
Now how do ya get the dang thing thirty feet up the tree?
By randy August 31, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Good prices for a squatter blind; I hope they don’t sell out…
By nate August 31, 2009 at 1:32 pm
How about the ‘sit & shoot & shit’? Three times the value!
By Cooter Brown August 31, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Breellant! Gotta git me on’ ov dem!!!
By Calhoun Fawls September 1, 2009 at 6:28 am
Not too brite. The stinch would be picked up the by deer and keep them away.