Fun With Andre’s Car

andre car m

We’d like to state for the record that our founding editor is en route to Myrtle Beach, S.C. at the moment and thus could not have possibly placed this bumper sticker on the back of Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer’s vehicle in Charleston … where it has been for the last 24 hours … or so we’re told.

“Life’s Too Short To Smoke Cheap Pot?”

Damn straight it is. Now “puff, puff give,” Dre Dawg!

Obviously, some one is “funnin” with the Lite Gov, either that or he is WAY cooler than we have ever given him credit for.

And in case you were wondering, this is by no means an endorsement of cannabis use. In fact, the last time Sic Willie smoked pot he was convinced that there was a plastic pig flying in circles above his head. Oh, and that Mr. Bojangles (who is a cat) could tell time.

Comedy Central programming also frightened him, instead of amusing him as it usually does.

And it seemed that it took a lot longer for, you know, stuff to happen.

WEB EXTRA (click for larger version) …

andre car

Pic: The Doob

Follow FITSNews on Twitter and like us on Facebook

Tags: ,

Comments

  1. By 1+1=3 August 27, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    He should send some of his stash over to mark – he needs it

    Reply

  2. By Karla M. McGowan August 27, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    I want South Carolina to grow marijuana (cash crop) and I want pot legalized. And I don’t even smoke pot. It’s an economic thing.

    Reply

  3. By Brian August 27, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    A think a little weed would help us deal with his driving: http://thediscust.com/?p=993

    Reply

  4. By BIN News Editorial Staff August 27, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    At least make the fake photo appear authentic. That’s the worst fake “in the wooorrrrrllllldddddd.” sic(k) one, you and your “buds” have plenty of experience making fake photos. You three loyal readers expect better.

    Reply

  5. By Earl Capps August 27, 2009 at 11:45 pm

    Hey 3, after these two press conferences, do you think he hasn’t stolen the whole stash already?

    Reply

  6. By Toyota Kawaski August 28, 2009 at 9:29 am

    I agree with stick the hell with schwag. Give me the KB

    Reply

  7. By savesc2010 August 31, 2009 at 2:09 am

    Andre Bauer explains in this video why he thinks Sanford should resign now

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4qkSx5X02U

    Reply

  8. By Darth September 1, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Izzat DNA strands runnin down the middle? Whose are they? Mac, Horatio, Grissom, who’s running this scene and why does Jakie Knotts lay low and say nothin?

    Reply

Leave a Reply

*