Jessica Biel is the most dangerous piece of a(ctre)ss on the planet, according to a report issued this week by McAfee, a leading Internet security firm.
Internet users searching for Biel have a one-in-five chance of accidentally downloading “Malware,” which is geek-speak for viruses and other malicious software that are specifically engineered to harm your computer. The odds of contracting something malicious soar to one-in-two when you search for “Jessica Biel screen savers,” which of course Sic Willie just did.
Smoke … coming … from … computer …
In order, the top fifteen most dangerous celebrities to search for are Biel, Beyonce, Jennifer Aniston, Tom Brady, Jessica Simpson, Gisele Bundchen, Miley Cyrus, Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Ashley Tisdale, Brad Pitt, Reese Witherspoon, Britney Spears, Rihanna and Lindsay Lohan.
What, no Melissa Joan Hart? WTF?
Anyway, now that you know the risks, the only question confronting you and the Jessica Biel screensaver we’ve included below is this:
Do you feel lucky? Well do ya …?
(Click to enlarge … if you dare)
Update: There may or may not be a “smidge of nip” in that picture above … just sayin’ …
By Mike Reino August 25, 2009 at 6:48 pm
You and I need to get together on some of these things. Just posted on the same thing at the same time.. Damn You ! Difference is fifty will read yours, and three will read mine..
By fitsnews August 25, 2009 at 7:14 pm
50 + 3 = World Domination.
By Jessica Fans August 25, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Jessica’s tongue seems to be dancing the Limbo. How low can you go?
By Hillstreet August 26, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Be careful…to quote Ernest Hemingway”All things truly wicked start from innocence”
By SS Minnow August 26, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Mike Reino-It would help if you put your website on here. Where’s the link?
Fits-Yet another beautiful specimen.