Lindsay Lohan’s Nipple Is Costing Us Big Time

It goes without saying that FITS is the biggest, baddest and ballsiest political website in South Carolina … to say nothing of the humblest, sweetest and sexiest.

And we’re circumspect, too, let’s not forget that. We are seriously the soul of discretion around here. Or the wit of brevity. One of those … we forget.

Unfortunately, we may have become a little too “sexy” for our own good as one errant nipple (specifically, this one) seems to have gotten us banned from a whole host of government websites. Oh, and all that bad language we occasionally used in the past … that may have had something to do with it, too, come to think of it.

It hasn’t hurt us – we’ve been growing by leaps and bounds, obviously – but our astronomical traffic could be even “astronomical-er” if government decided to shake some of the sand out of its vagina and stop censoring us.

Seriously, government. A little criticism and you take your toys and go home? What’s up with that? Besides, it’s not like your taxpayer-funded employees (local, state or federal) are ever really doing much in the office.

Shuffle and stamp, shuffle and stamp. You can do that while reading FITS, right?

Look … we haven’t cussed on here in forever. And we haven’t shown any booby in … damn … never mind …

The point is we’re trying to act our age … which for those of you keeping score at home is a very precocious two-and-a-half years old.

So cut us some slack, bureaucrats … and for all you government employees out there, tell your bosses that reading FITS is essential not only to the diligent discharge of your government duties (i.e. vegging out in front of a computer all day long) but also to your long-term emotional well-being.

Because it is … :)

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