“Slick” Willie’s Next Mission
We talk so much about “Sic” Willie around here that we often forget the real miggity miggity mack daddy, the man whose moniker, “Slick Willie,” spawned our founding editor’s own nickname.
Slick Willie, y’all! You remember, America’s First “Black President?”
Anyway, William Jefferson Clinton (who also happens to be America’s last “free market” president) was in the news recently for his diplomatic mission to North Korea, which resulted in the release of two imprisoned journalists.
And while we’re pretty sure that mission had something to do with Clinton wanting to meet Kim Jong Il’s “Pleasure Team,” he got the job done and in the process thoroughly one-upped both his wife, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and U.S. Secretary General … errr President Barack Obama.
What’s Clinton’s next mission?
According to cartoonist Steve Kelly of the Times-Picayune, it looks like it might involve “hiking the Appalachian Trail.”
The good news?
When he’s done, you can bet your bottom dollar you won’t hear Clinton blathering on about finding his “soul mate.”
Cartoon: Steve Kelly, Times-Picayune
Comments
By Jonny D on August 18th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Captain Luv Guv ain’t gonna stand for that!, but he would be happy to divert the mission to Sullivan’s Island, there’s a gal over there on the front porch waiting to be picked up!
By Brett on August 18th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Clinton probably has a lot of soul mates. Emphasis on the word ‘mate’.
By CNSYD on August 18th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Sanfraud could not even carry Bill’s water in the “love” department but then one has to only look at Hillary to see why he looks elsewhere.
By old bike dude on August 18th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Let’s face it, the republicans hated Clinton because the dude was a chick magnet. Ole bro Strom may have had a “quick fly” as his handlers (pimps) would say but he couldn’t hold a light to Bill. I think the republicans spent something like $80 million proving that the guy was a diesel. At last count I think Ken Starr had identified over 278,000 women that he had slicked, wicked, and tricked.
By Pamela on August 19th, 2009 at 8:49 am
1st I love Bill & Hillary Clinton
Why do SOME men blame the looks of the wife for a CHEATING husband,my goodness have you looked closely @ Markie poo, a face ONLY a mother could love,