Jessicazilla?

Jessica Simpson set foot in Japan early Tuesday morning – an event which caused … errr, coincided with a 6.5 magnitude earthquake.

Post hoc ergo propter hoc, people!

Anyway … is it just us or is anybody else all about Tony Romo for Homeland Security director right about now?

Of course, we’re not saying Jess is fat – at least not fat enough to have a tuba player follow her around – but we are saying she’s stupid.

From one of Simpson’s Japan-based tweets …

thought i was hallucinating durning a 6.6 earthquake in japan. i have never felt anything like this in my life …

“Durning?”

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