Jessica Simpson set foot in Japan early Tuesday morning – an event which caused … errr, coincided with a 6.5 magnitude earthquake.
Post hoc ergo propter hoc, people!
Anyway … is it just us or is anybody else all about Tony Romo for Homeland Security director right about now?
Of course, we’re not saying Jess is fat – at least not fat enough to have a tuba player follow her around – but we are saying she’s stupid.
From one of Simpson’s Japan-based tweets …
thought i was hallucinating durning a 6.6 earthquake in japan. i have never felt anything like this in my life …
“Durning?”
By jaded August 11, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I’m sure Jessica was referring to actor Charles Durning.
http://www.nndb.com/people/939/000022873/charles-durning.jpg
I hallucinate durning often, usually during City of Charleston public hearings. Jessica’s right — scary stuff1