Obama: Immigration Reform Must Wait
Trillions of dollars in bureaucratic bailouts? Si …
The destruction of welfare reform as we know it? Si …
A costly socialized medicine plan? Si …
Cuts to national defense? Si …
Immigration reform?
Usted loco, amigo???
U.S. President Barack Obama said in Mexico today that immigration reform would have to wait until he was finished raping American small businesses to pay for the biggest expansion of government … well, ever.
“It’s very important for us to sequence these big initiatives in a way where they don’t all just crash at the same time,” Obama reportedly told the Associated Press in response to a question about immigration reform.
Hmmmm … let’s plug that comment into our handy-dandy bureaucratic translator, shall we?
(biddy-biddy-biddy) “I don’t give a damn about immigration reform. In fact, I can’t wait for my ACORN brigades to register all those new wetbacks to vote! (biddy-biddy-biddy).
Now don’t get us wrong, we think immigration reform is nothing more than right wing panderfest, but if it’s an issue that will cause Obama heartburn, then viva acidez!
Come on everybody, Viva Acidez! Viva Acidez!
Comments
By dirtbogger on August 10th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
No, immigration is not a good talking point for Republicans. They really dropped the ball on that one. Now its the democrates turn to blow sunshine up every ones ass and the republicans get to whine now. Screw the two party BS system!
By daryl on August 10th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Translated–Blue Dog democrats, don’t worry; ACORN will commit massive voter fraud in the mid-term elections and Obama Justice will look the other way…I will guarantee you re-election…just vote for Obamacare…
By madcock on August 10th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
The current immigration laws were signed by Ronald Reagan.
The GOP controlled both houses of Congress for 12 years in a row prior to 2007. The White House has been in Republican hands for 20 of the last 28 years.
Yeah, that Obama sure is a jerk-off for not fixing the immigration mess yet. He’s been in office for a whole six months.
Poor FITS. He spent so many years being pimped out by King David he just can’t quit writing bad fiction like this.
By Bobby on August 11th, 2009 at 1:28 am
The problem with this is not only are you extraordinarily biased and unintelligent in your assessment of the President, but you also fail to see the realities of what is politically beneficial and what is not.
The best thing President Obama could do for the Democratic Party would be to quickly implement immigration reform that includes a guest worker program and some form of amnesty. Why? The Democrats already get 90% or more of the African American vote on a regular basis, they traditionally win women, and they win the college-aged vote by large margins. Throwing the Latino vote – which would be significantly expended over the long haul by immigration reform – into the Democratic Coalition would ensure victory for years to come, while only alienating white Conservatives who already hate Democrats.
Obama is savvy, so immigration reform is definitely a priority of his, even if it is not priority number one.
By Cooter Brown on August 11th, 2009 at 5:47 am
I think he’d hab been a little smarta if’n he held off on dis immegreshun ’till heeze got all the health care an’ food stamps ready fer ‘em befo dey arrive. I mean, letus roll out th’ dern red carpet, folks, fer th’ criminal invaders… dontcha luv yer neighboor?!?!?!