G.I. Joe Fantasies: History Repeats Itself
We’re just being honest here … but when we were growing up back in the early 1980’s G.I. Joe’s “Scarlett” was the cat’s meow … and we absolutely did have our first-ever sexual fantasies based on the rockin’ bod she was kickin’ while she kicked some Cobra ass.
Oh, and our Scarlett was definitely bi-curious, people. In fact, she and Princess Leah may or may not have had a little sumthin’ sumthin’ going on in Skeletor’s castle while the boys were off fighting their wars.
Anyway, G.I. Joe – like the Transformers and all of our other toys from the 1980’s – is back. With a vengeance.
In fact, the new movie G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra made $100.3 million in its first weekend at the worldwide box office, or about $10 million less than the Star Trek reflux, errr redux.
So … is the new G.I. Joe movie any good?
How in the hell should we know?
We’re still waiting on DJ Slick’s latest masterpeice … you know, since we pay him so well to review movies for us.
What we do know is the new “Scarlett” (a.k.a. Rachel Nichols) is very, very, very good, people.
Whaddya know?
You really can go home again …
Comments
By dirtbogger on August 10th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
They like to start the brain washing at an early age.
By funny on August 11th, 2009 at 3:19 am
The movie was awesome – down to the scar on Dukes Right cheek – err on his face that is.
By Seymour Glass on August 11th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
All I need to know about the movie is that G.I. Joe is no longer a “real American hero” according to Hollywood f^&#sticks that are only interested in selling unimaginative garbage to the idiotic masses.