It’s Not Lorena Bobbitt But …

A married Wisconsin man who thought he was rendezvousing with one of his remarkably unattractive lovers instead fell victim to a four-woman assault that left him with his penis superglued to his body.

No really.

It all went down in a motel room near Green Bay last Thursday night when the man showed up expecting to get his “freak on” with Therese Ziemann, a woman he met on Craigslist and with whom he had a previous sexual relationship. The man agreed beforehand that he would be bound and blindfolded, although he was expecting a “rub-down” from Ziemann – a woman who had loaned him $3,000 previously.

Apparently the man – who was not identified – was using the women he slept with for financial support, a fact they uncovered after learning that he was married.

Anyway, instead of a “rub-down” what the man got was a beating and the ultimate in “sticky situations.”

According to court documents, Ziemann joined the man’s wife and two other women, Wendy Sewell and Michelle Belliveau, in threatening the man with a gun (which they may or may not have actually had) and striking him about the head before breaking out the Krazy Glue.

The man eventually freed himself by chewing through his bindings and calling the police on a pay phone.

No word yet on the status of his little buddy.

All four women are free on $200 bond, although they are facing prison sentences of up to six years.

Sic’s response to all this? “Crazy bitches,” he said, while covering his crotch with both hands.

Mrs. Sic’s response? “That’s what he gets for thinking with his dick.”

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