Chillin’, Chillin’, Mindin’ His Bidness?

By fitsnews • on August 3, 2009
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sic on the beach

Our founding editor and his entourage were asked to leave a public beach earlier today after repeatedly blaring “Shoop” by Salt-N-Pepa at unacceptable levels.

Well actually it was “Shoop,” followed by “Push It,” “Whatta Man,” “Push It” (again) and then “Shoop” again three times in a row.

Asked several times to turn his boom box down, Sic responded by repeating lyrics from the songs at what was also determined by the authorities to be an unacceptable level.

Here’s a pic of Sic’s boom box leaving the beach …

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By Don Johnson on August 3rd, 2009 at 3:40 pm

Sic,

My extensive legal knowledge tells me that the photo above shows you breaking at least three SC laws. Primarily dealing with you having your shirt off. I’m calling the cops.

By Toyota Kawaski on August 3rd, 2009 at 4:45 pm

is that a bird cage or your chest?

By FITS Gals on August 3rd, 2009 at 6:12 pm

1985 called and they want their chest hair back. Hope you’re having fun in the sun cause we are putting your ass back to work when you return boss man.

xoxo,

FITS Gals

By fitsnews on August 3rd, 2009 at 10:10 pm

My chest is broad, furry and the bitches love it … err, loved it.

-Sic Willie

By shave on August 3rd, 2009 at 10:32 pm

shave. you look like a bum. why attempt to cultivate on your face what grows wild in my neteher region?

By Tyler Gibbons on August 6th, 2009 at 9:15 am

Is that the parking lot of the back porch? Man things have changed place is really coming together.

By Janet on August 10th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

Sic we salute you!

By Jeff on August 10th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

I hope someday to get kicked off a beach for blaring Shoop on my boom box.

By Bicentennial Palmetto Girls State Delegate on August 28th, 2009 at 12:13 pm

That’s what I’m talkin about! Kiyickin it ole skool. Me an my girls from 76 can finally go gentle into that 1.5 chard bottle on the Strand now that we gotta mighty good man holdin the ole bowee thang down! Back in the day we useta haveta sing “Carolina in the Mawnin” in white dresses when Strom stopped by Capstone to ogle us stealth politicos in trainin. Now we got us a pale round belly whoze too legit to quit! Hawain Tropic Time! Moment of Silence fo the Gay Dolphin(not Andre) and the Magic Attic(not Mark’s Chevy van!) Nuttin but luv for ya SW!

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