Is That A Bumpit?
First of all, is that a “bumpit” Sarah Palin’s got going on?
And when we say “bumpit,” we’re obviously referring to “self gripping leave-in volumizing hair inserts (that) give you instant volume and let you enjoy FEELING CONFIDENT and BEAUTIFUL, like you just stepped out of a professional salon!!”
Yeah … Bumpits!
Anyway, a week after resigning as governor of Alaska to, um, do something other than being governor of Alaska, Palin suddenly finds herself dodging pesky Internet rumors that she and husband Tom, Todd, or whatever his name is, are divorcing.
From our girl Celeste Katz at NY Daily News:
The former Alaska governor has no plans to divorce, insists a Palin spokeswoman, flatly denying Internet reports that the former Republican vice presidential candidate and her husband, Todd, are splitting up.
“Yet again, some so-called journalists have decided to make up a story. There is no truth to the recent ’story’ (and story is the correct term for this type of fiction) that the Palins are divorcing,” spokeswoman Meg Stapleton posted on Palin’s Facebook page Saturday.
“The Palins remain married [and] committed to each other and their family,” she said.
Wait … Sarah Palin is single???
Yeah, yeah, yeah … we just read all that “married and committed” stuff but you know what? It sorta got lost in the glare of those FMN boots.
Bumpit! Oh yeah, in a heartbeat.
Comments
By BIN News Editorial Staff on August 2nd, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Sarah P. has taken her 15 minutes of fame and turned it into 16 minutes.
sic(c) willie “pimped” her but only to generate hits to his porn site. But, her time is up. What a joke from the republicrat party.
Here are the facts. Write them down.
McCain had no chance. Polls proved it. Everyone knew it.
No one in their right mind would run with him.
We never learned if she can spell “potatoe.”
BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced
By Ron on August 2nd, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Palin divorce rumors just business as usual from the enemies of a real conservative GOP
The Democrat left and GOP elites fear Palin’s popularity with conservative voters as well as her independence from their control and direction. They have done all they can do to destroy her marriage, family, children and her vision for America and will continue to do so.
To the GOP neocon establishment who have trashed and attacked Sarah Palin, Ron Paul, Peter Schiff and other potential Republican candidates far more than the liberal Democrats, your attacks just increase the popularity of Sarah and the Palin For President in 2012 website effort at http://www.palin4pres2012.com where we answer “Why They Hate Sarah”.
By You don't know on August 2nd, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I thought she resigned to be the official spokesperson The Bumpit.
By Rons a fool on August 2nd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Brother…no one needs to attack the super fox, just let her talk and ye shall know the truth. She believes humans and dinosaurs occupied the earth at the same time? (cant get thare from hare) little thing called the KT boundary and 65 million years. She believed her proximity to russia gave her foreign policy experience? The russians Putin and Medvedev would bust out laughing . These arent attacks these are her own words. That is the world stupidest woman. Hot, but not capable of Besting the other Christian soldier Herr Romney. Jesus came to utah after his ressurrection and left golden tablets only joe smith could translate giving us the Mormon church. Trust me I’m not saying the other party is perfect just not as FN pathetic. You dont need to answer y they hate sarah…we dont hate her brother we think shes a FN comedian, Not prez…just sayin
By Statesman on August 3rd, 2009 at 9:34 am
Sarah is great for the Democratic Party.
By Richard on August 9th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
When one feels threatened there is a need to attack negatively to make ones self feel better about themselves. You’d think the children on this site would learn that. Sarah Palin is a threat…so attack away!