By fitsnews – July 29, 2009
Remember that South Carolina beauty queen who unearthed a global map-stealing conspiracy? The rest of world may have mocked her, but here at FITS we knew she was onto something.
What was her name again? Oh right … it was “Caitlin.” From Lexington, S.C.
Caitlin from Lexington, everybody.
Anyway, FOX News has now fallen victim to the infamous “Caitlin conspiracy,” as its mapmakers can’t seem to remember the name of that pesky country where America has been warring it up for the past five years.
Ir … Ira … Egypt?
WTF, FOX? Was “Walk Like An Egyptian” playing or something?
That’s “The Iraq,” to you, Mr. Murdoch. You should at least know the names of the nations you want us to nuke.
Of course, even if FOX got its Middle Eastern geography down, there’s no guarantee that anchor Ainsley Earhardt (also from South Carolina) would be able to pronounce any of the countries correctly … and certainly not the OPEC ones.
Hat tip: The (very)”nice” one
