Not content with merely dumping Jessica Simpson (on the day before her birthday, no less), Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo has given the security personnel who guard his gated community instructions not to … well, let her through the gate.
Color-coded instructions …
From US Weekly:
A sign at the entrance reads: “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.
(Simpson didn’t exactly want to stick around: The singer paid $19,000 on July 15 to ship 37 boxes worth of her belongings from Dallas to L.A. overnight, a source tells Us.)
After the the couple — who began dating in November 2007 — called it quits earlier this month, a pal of Romo told Us: “It’s been a long time coming.”
Yeah, yeah, yeah, too bad so sad but … RED ALERT??? RED ALERT!!! WTF is this, a Starfleet emergency? Are we making an emergency dive to evade the friggin’ Russian subs or something?
Seriously, people … Matthew Broderick called. He wants the screenplay from War Games back.
Anyway, a real man would have sent security a screen capture from an unauthorized sex tape (starring him and the woman to be barred) with the message “don’t let this b*tch in unless she’s drunk or you deduce her emotional state to be sufficiently fragile for me to get some grudge f*cking going on.”
There … all done.
By Old Bike Dude July 28, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Tony Romo has a weak pimp hand…no he has NO pimp hand. Thank God Vick is back. If some bitch tried running up on Vick he’d pit bull her ass and send her crying to Reggie Bush.