Kim Jong: Ill

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il is dying of pancreatic cancer, according to South Korean intelligence.

We’re not sure why anybody except South Koreans cares about Kim’s health. But we’re guessing this is all over American media because the U.S. is anxious for an opportunity – like Kim’s death – to democratize (and socialize?) the regime.

As for us here at FITS, we care about this story only insofar as it inspired our title – and a clever photoshop of Kim with a nuclear bouffant.

Of course, this isn’t the first time that Kim’s been our titular muse. Clearly it’s gonna be one hell of an obit, people.

Stay tuned . . .

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