You should probably know, people … after all, your tax dollars are going to promote it.
According to The Cotton Boll Conspiracy, “Happy Berry Farm” is the latest (and gayest) example of the S.C. Department of Agriculture using your money to pick winners and losers in the marketplace.
“The rain has been marvelous and the berries continue to get an inch a week! Perfect!” the SCDA press release reads. “The bushes look so great this year which bodes an even better crop next year.”
Seriously, people. WTF?
Why are we spending our tax dollars to promote this one farm’s berry-picking festival?
Oh that’s right … these are the morons who brought you the Palmettovore project.
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By CNSYD July 9, 2009 at 10:52 am
I don’t know what a “happy berry” is but based on your story on Marion I know what it takes to make a “happy Barry”.
By SS Minnow July 9, 2009 at 12:26 pm
The SCDA can suck on my MAN Berries!
By Toyota Kawaski July 9, 2009 at 3:57 pm
KEEP IT UP FITS soon you will be fertilizer in Bowman
By DJ July 9, 2009 at 8:10 pm
I thought it might be a drink lol. Or some weird sexual maneuver.