Demi Moore Still Has It
Demi Moore is pushing the century mark, but yesterday she gave us a nice reminder (well, two nice reminders) of why we spent the last decade-and-a-half of the Twentieth Century thinking inappropriate thoughts about her … and not doing much else.
Seriously, ba-dam. And ba-doom. It’s gonna be an Indecent Proposal/ Striptease/ Charlie’s Angels Full Throttle kind of night, we can already tell …
No kidding … Demi looks absolutely amazing, people. And we’re pretty sure the laws of nature are going to need to be weritten … err, rewritten (sorry, rubble ryping) … to accomodate her timeless bikini monkeys.
For example, we ordinarily recommend death to people who raise the roof while giving that annoying “hoot-hoot” sound, but it’s looking like this may actually be the appropriate response to Moore’s logic-defying breasts.
“Hoot-hoot! hoot hoot!”
On the minus side, Moore is still married to Ashton Kutcher. But unlike some other late ’80s/early ’90s starlets, she doesn’t have her children’s names tattooed above her ass. Which we’re gonna have to put in the plus column …
“Hoot-hoot! hoot-hoot!”
In case you lost count, that’s eight hoots and four exclamation points … or one more exclamation point than we’re supposed to use in our lifetime.
For more Moore in the Caribbean, click here …
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Comments
By burt on July 9th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I think you mean she’s pushing the HALF-century mark.
Otherwise, Demi is one smoking hot ninetysomething.
By Toyota Kawaski on July 9th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Great math skills you learned in your Yankee Ass Boys School
By James the Foot Soldier on July 9th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Now THAT’S a cougar – I wanna make pottery with her.