Here’s another in what we’re sure will be many Mark Sanford-related “Photoshop Moments” to come …
And look … this Fabio-style cover of Sanford and his Argentine lover, Maria Belen Chapur, comes with a book!
From Ace of Spades:
Sanford can be criticized for a lot post-scandal alone. For one thing, love is inherently foolish and anyone talking about it sounds like a fool. He should know this; he is not a teenager. There are ways to allude to the fact that this isn’t (in his mind) a sleazy one-night affair without gushing on about it like a ten year old.
For another thing, not only did he give the AP quotes about his “soul mate” and his “forbidden” and “tragic” love, but he allowed them to record the interview, and, it seems, gave them permission to run that audio. Obviously you can cut commercials with audio, and they’ll be more effective than commercials with print-only text.
This may not hurt Sanford much, whose career is over, but it’s not a good thing for all those people, including political supporters and fellow Carolina Republicans, that he spent half of his first press conference apologizing to.
You can read this rest of this spot-on commentary by clicking here … but whoever wrote it nailed Mark Sanford.
Well, figuratively speaking anyway.
Oh, and here’s the full cover (click for larger version) …
Photoshop: Slublog
By Mike Honcho July 3, 2009 at 10:16 am
Now that you’ve pulled the stool up, you gonna grab another udder?
You know some people are protesting way too much. But, they aren’t the moral police. Really.
By Jeffy July 3, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Cubby would look good on the cover too.
By Mike Licht July 3, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Sanford has a hot story but no book deal. How long can that last?
See:
http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/07/03/sanford-book-deal-flames-out/
By 1+1=3 July 3, 2009 at 9:03 pm
he needs a throne like King David
By Old Bike Dude July 3, 2009 at 11:13 pm
I now have learned that he told his staff he was “off for some Argentinian tail” which they misunderstood as ” off to hike the Appalachian trail”.
By anonymous July 4, 2009 at 8:06 am
Shut Up, Mark Sanford
Mark Sanford continues to read aloud from his Hello Kitty diary about his love affair with an Argentine woman.
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY
VIDEO
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=232258&title=shut-up,-mark-sanford
By Dj July 4, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I cant wait for the Lifetime channel movie to come out on this. Can you imagine the preview?
A lonely governor…a forbidden love….the lush jungles of Argentina, the sticky sweet heat of the deep south….a wife torn, a family lost…Lifetime presents..”AT WHAT COST?” A story about denial and of redemption and ultimately…love. Coming this fall on Lifetime. Sponsored by Adult friend finder.com.
Enough beer for me.
By Just Wait July 5, 2009 at 6:38 am
Did you say “diary” or “rap sheet” ???