The Family Body Surfing Trophy Has Arrived

By fitsnews • on July 2, 2009
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For those of you who didn’t know (and honestly, why would you?), our founding editor just happens to be the best body surfer on the Atlantic seaboard.

Period. Hands down. No competition.

He has been the best for over a decade, in fact.

So what does his stunning embodiment of speed, stamina, strength and skill get him?

Historically, the “Kahuna  Cup,” which may or may not be a completely imaginary trophy. Oh, and he also gets to keep his summer job as the Folks’ family “Cabana Boy,” with all the rights, honers, privileges and responsibilities to that title appertaining.

This year, however, Sic has requisitioned actress Denise Richards (oh, and Neve Campbell, too) to serve as the family body surfing trophy – well, assuming Mrs. Sic is okay with it.

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Pics: Splash News

UPDATEMrs. Sic says “no dice,” strangely.

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Comments

By reprobate on July 3rd, 2009 at 7:22 am

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By Slim Shady on July 3rd, 2009 at 10:13 am

Ok Cabana Boy, I think 10 years is a bit of a stretch. I know that at least one of those years you lost… not to mention the fact that I haven’t been there for the last few “official” competitions… I vow that your reign of tryany will fall…

By Crooner on July 6th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

Hey: ask Charlie Sheen. Shew doesn’t come with a mute button.

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