Let The Photoshop Fun Begin
You knew it wouldn’t be long before the Photoshop fun began at S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford’s expense, and the first of what we suspect will be many offerings to come rolled into the FITS home office earlier today …
Apparently, this one – in which our “Ladies Man” governor subs for former SNL star Tim Meadows – is making the rounds throughout the Palmetto political echo chamber, because we were forwarded it several times this morning.
“On Televisions everywhere June 25, 2009″ it reads, referring to last week’s bizarre, nationally-televised confessional by Sanford, which as it turns out ended up being followed by even weirder, less advised admissions.
Enjoy (click to see larger version) …
Oh, for “hat tip” purposes, we’re going to credit the “train smoke hot” blond bombshell (with the legs that go all the way to the floor) for sending it to us, rather than any of the bald men who passed it along.
You understand, right guys?
Comments
By OH MY on July 1st, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Warning – don’t click for larger version if you want to maintain any semblance of composure.
By CNSYD on July 1st, 2009 at 4:32 pm
FITS, you know this guy. Doesn’t he really love all this attention?
By Jeffy on July 1st, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I can see cubby in one of the buildings window in the background.
By James the Foot Soldier on July 1st, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Wouldn’t it be better if he were holding a Dos Equis in his hand??
By Kevin on July 1st, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Fox News just busted his ass about his 180 on the refusal to release financial info about his travels.
Now let me get the whole affair thing straight – late 2008, he fools his security detail and tells his wife, honey, I am going out of town for a few days and I need a couple thousand dollars, but Mark why do you need cash? I don’t want anyone being able to find me. About a month later, he pulls the whole slipperoo on the security detail again – gosh they have to feel like idiots. Jenny, I need a couple more thousand dollars cash, what for Mark? Going for a boys weekend out of town.
My wife would be asking all kinds of questions. He is an arrogant POS!!!
By CNSYD on July 1st, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Kevin, maybe the real answer is that she was glad to see his sorry ass gone and was willing to pay for it.
By James the Foot Soldier on July 1st, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Rule number one in politics/divorce cases: When your opponent is digging himself into a hole – LET HIM.
By Mab on July 1st, 2009 at 10:30 pm
James,
Unless there is a deeper meaning to the two X’s — the Sangria is perfect.
By Mike Licht on July 2nd, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Why does Governor Sanford have so many spiritual advisors?
It takes a village to raise a libido.
See:
http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/07/02/sanfords-spiritual-advisor
By Terri Burroughs on July 2nd, 2009 at 6:42 pm
You KNOW he’s not smiling now! What a creep.
By James the Foot Soldier on July 3rd, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Mab – I missed the sangria tie in – not as hip on my wine glasses as I should be :(
But I digress….Sangria is more tied to Spain and Portugal than the Americas….Dos Equis would be the cheesy American “trying to be hip” drink…and what could be more cheesy than Guv Sanford doing the samba??