Quarterbacking The Packers Is Fun
After reportedly being dumped by hip hop mogul Russell Simmons, swimsuit model Julie Henderson is now hooking it up with Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Fa … Fa … Fa … oh wait, he’s not the Cheeseland quarterback any more, is he?
What’s the dude’s name that took his place? Seriously, we’re blanking.
You know … the guy that didn’t make the playoffs? And failed to win a bunch of close games for the 6-10 Pack?
Apparently winning records and playoff appearances matter not to Henderson, though, a grapefruit heiress who has freckles (which our founding editor likes).
And let’s be honest, we needed something to put in the sports column today.
Two birds with one stone, then. Or three if you count the picture.
BTW, here’s the backside …
Pics: SI
Comments
By Phil H on July 1st, 2009 at 11:02 pm
You mean the guy who accounted for 32 touchdowns, instead of 23? The guy who passed for 4000 yards? The guy who didn’t lead the NFL with 22 interceptions? The guy who isn’t 40 years old, and out of football?
His name is Aaron Rodgers. Get used to it.