Meet “Hurricane Chris”

Louisiana won’t be destroyed by Hurricane Chris – but your eardrums might.

That’s because the rapper’s God-awful “song” about actress Halle Berry is about “come incorrect” into your world.

Seriously – we love us some Halle Berry, too. In fact, we love her “long time.”

But that doesn’t mean we felt the need to honor her by unleashing an atonal nightmare on the world – from the floor of the Louisiana House of Representatives, no less.

One complete with a proclamation. And cake.

Anyway, here’s a sampling of the lyrics to Hurricane Chris’ big hit:

She fine den a bitch, ass and her tits
Thick in tha hips every nig want her
Call her Halle Berry, Halle Berry
Halle Berry, Halle Berry
She walkin like a model
Hands on your knees
Scrub the ground
She ain’t nothing but a tease
Halle Berry, Halle Berry
Halle Berry, Halle Berry

Yeah … we’re sure Halle Berry loves that.

And yes, the best part of this video is the kid’s godmother, Louisiana Rep. Barbara Norton, who’s bobbing her head in the background.

You stay classy, Pelican State.

Watch this abortion in its entirety by clicking here.

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