LMAO!!!!!

Andre Bauer is being set up.

Where AB is now is in a SAFE position. This is a game of SENATORS and CONSULTANTS who pulls the chain of SLED TAG.

Any investigations or smear of AB looks too political right now.

Tag you’re it doesn’t work well for a Lt Governor, but as THE Governor a whole new set of rules apply:

#1) Henry ‘Law-and-Order’ McMaster would have ‘no choice’ but to ‘investigate under the law of the land’ any serious allegations that might show up about the new Governor Andre ‘I-Love-You-All’ Bauer.

#2) Poor Andre has allegations of ‘live’ skeletons in his closet, under the bed and in his nose.

#3) Things look worse and worse after Labor Day for ‘Blanket’ Bauer. His numbers slip beneath the Coastal Carolina waves.

#4) The 2010 race now becomes an all out war between ‘Polish-up-the-Citadel-Cannons’ McMaster who hates Northern Federalism and it’s Threats to South Carolina ‘Political Virginity’ and Nikki ‘Namaste’ Haley the new face of South Carolina Politics.

#5) Andre is Toast and the new race for Governor is between Henry and Nikki.

#6) Bare Knuckles fight between “Love” on one hand and “Hate” on the other

#7) Good-bye Andre! We hardly knew you!

Humpty Dumpty had a Great Fall…

P.S. This Sanford Hit Job was really a Hit Job on S.C. Rep. Nikki Haley to try and derail her prospects for 2010.

P.S.S. This quote from Richard ‘The Lion Fart-Heart’ Quinn: “No one has asked me whether or not they should attack Mark Sanford,” Quinn said “Nor have I advised anyone to lay off of him.”

Who ever heard of a Political Consultant in the middle of the biggest SC Political scandal since ‘Lost Trust’ that doesn’t CONSULT his clients on what to say or what not to say?

I’m sorry; I just looked at my driver’s license: I was born yesterday.

Wouldn’t an impeachment involve much time, money, and loss of credibility?

Follow me- if AB becomes Gov, then Henry and Gresham are DONE- as their Country Club establishment money will dry up and go to rally around AB, because he will have the office and the power that goes with it and he will have the ability to turn the special interest spigot back on after it has been closed for 6 years. They will be grateful and HM and GB will be toast. Grooms has the same problem except I hear he may be the acting LT Gov, so he won’t have any interest in the govs race anymore anyway.

Haley is the only candidate left who will have the ability to raise money. She will tap the Club For Growth- reform- libertarian money crowd as she had always intended to do and will have even more success as HMc and GB probably would have peeled a few of those folks off. Let’s face it she will also be able to tap into the Bobby Jindal/Indian American money line as well. She will be well funded.

If that is what is going to happen, then why not start hitting AB to set up the choice SC GOP voters are going to have? That is exactly what she did with this statement. If Sanford resigns the GOP primary is going to Haley vs. AB. She sees that, or maybe Jon Lerner sees that.

You know what’s funny about Andre Bauer? You are right, he did get elected twice, but for some reason I can’t find anyone who will actually own up to having voted for him. My family (huge Republican family) voted for both Democrats he ran against.