What “Gate” Do We Call This Scandal?
We posted this item yesterday but thanks to our crash, it apparently traveled the path of non-existence.
So we’re doing it again.
It’s a simple question – since ever major political scandal must end in “-gate,” what do you propose S.C. Governor Mark Sanford’s sex scandal be called?
Post your thoughts in the comments section below … we have some fabulous prizes for the winners that may or may not include pillow talk emails from the governor himself!
Comments
By Virginia Haltiwanger on June 25th, 2009 at 5:09 am
Evita-gate? Maria-gate? Argentina-gate? SongOfSolomon-gate? Prettypleasedontletandrebauerbecomethegovernor-gate?
By Cooter Brown on June 25th, 2009 at 6:55 am
How’s a bout one ov deese:
Booty-Gate
Nooky-Gate
Salsa-Gate
Deese-Dam-Republicans-R-drivin’-Old-Cooter-Crazy-Gate
Dis is a tough one, Mista Sic! I’m a gonna study on dis one. Its gots to have jest th’ rite name! You’s a pretty clever young’un. Namin’ dis outta be rite up you alley!
By J Rollins on June 25th, 2009 at 7:32 am
appalachia-gate
By Old Bike Dude on June 25th, 2009 at 7:35 am
Well if we could arrange for him to run through the pool at the National Mall screaming, “Jenny, Jenny”, then we could call it “Gump-Gate”.
Otherwise the title must pertain to that certain condition in which the little head is thinking for the big head so perhaps we go with “Inadequate cranial perfusion gate”.
Pal-meeting Gate,…maybe…no…OK
By Todd on June 25th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Old Bike Dude, that is pretty good. You win.
By j potter on June 25th, 2009 at 9:12 am
tango-gate
By The Peninsula on June 25th, 2009 at 9:49 am
-Maria-gate
-Jenny-and-my-four-little-boys-sham-gate
-Sham-gate
By RD Neck on June 25th, 2009 at 9:54 am
dickhead-gate
By lisa on June 25th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Someone on another post called it “zipper-gate”, I liked that one.
By SC Southpaw on June 25th, 2009 at 10:18 am
2012 Nomination Aint Happening Gate
By Diva on June 25th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Weapons of Mass Seduction Gate! lol
By Stupid on June 25th, 2009 at 10:21 am
I think Forni-gate
By jds on June 25th, 2009 at 10:36 am
deardearfriendgate
biggestselfofselfisindeedselfgate
tomdavisesoftheworldgate
dinosaursheetsgate
or, as they say on twitter, #gauchogate
By PandaChris on June 25th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Aventura-gate
By KingAlfonse on June 25th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Spark-gate.
By Silence Dogood on June 25th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Will, this is the easiest one ever. This is Tail-gate
By Silence Dogood on June 25th, 2009 at 11:22 am
All be it Argetinian tail-gate
By peewee on June 25th, 2009 at 11:40 am
How about screwup-Gate? That is what he has been the most effective at.
By Freddie Guy on June 25th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Will:
Can’t you get us a pic? Is she a hottie or a nottie? All I know is that she has tan lines.
We are relying on you, man!
Fred
By Lloyd Mitchell on June 25th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
M&M-gate Mark and Maria Gate
We’ll live this one down in a few years…after he is gone.
By HammerheadSC on June 25th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Pecker gate
By Dave on June 25th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
“I’ve spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina”-Gate
By madcock on June 25th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
“Whining hypocrite gate”
“Typical Republican gate”
“More wasted Howie Rich money gate”
By King Kamehameha on June 25th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
The best one I can come up with is
“Profli-gate”
By Mike in SC on August 7th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I like the “tail-gate” suggestion a lot, but I will offer “soulmate-gate”