“Trailgate” Goes From Bad To Weird For Sanford

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If you had asked us yesterday what two things could possibly conspire to make S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford’s “Trailgate” PR disaster any worse, “nudity” and “federal stimulus money” would have been No. 1 and 2 on our list, respectively.

Well, boom and boom.

That’s right … it turns out that the South Carolina governor’s mysterious disappearance along the Appalachian Trail (which received over $600,000 in federal “stimulus” money, incidentally) coincided with “Naked Hiking Day.”

Seriously, the only thing that could shock us at this point is if it came out that Rusty DePass and Michelle Obama were with him.

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  1. By Don June 23, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    Bauer is BEHIND all of this.

    Don’t be surprised if there is push back. After all, Bauer has a HUGE closet, and it may be about to empty. After all, all is fair in love and war, and politics!

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  2. By Tyron June 23, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Boys boys and more boys. I think I see Andre’s ass in that pic. Can you blow it up?

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  3. By Taze June 23, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Great ticket in 2012, Gov.”hiking” Sanford and Gov. “I can see ‘em from my kitchen” Palin. You decide which should be Pres. and which should be V. P.!!

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  4. By bo June 23, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    i am creeped out by any grown man that hikes the appalachian trail. that’s the worst part of the whole story.

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  5. By James the Foot Soldier June 24, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    Will picked the wrong week to go on vacation – imagine how many hits this webstie would have garnered had he been in front of the “Sandord in Argentina” wave.

    Senator Knotts: Impeachment hearings here we come….

    Mrs. Sanford: I STRONGLY suggest Victoria Eslinger at Nexsen Pruit as your legal counsel…

    Gov. Sanford: Do the honorable thing -resign – and then…actually go on a hike.

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  6. By Statesman June 25, 2009 at 12:17 am

    James, I totally agree! I can honestly say that even though I don’t usually support the winner, I usually support the better candidate! I have never voted for Sanford or Bauer! I did vote for Reagan and Campbell!

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