Obama’s Iranian “Plan”

U.S. President Barack Obama today unveiled his plan for dealing with Iran’s brutal suppression of pro-democracy demonstrators, which appears to be identical to his policy of dealing with the North Korean nuclear threat.

What’s he going to do?

Flap his gums.

Speaking at a press conference in Washington, D.C., Obama said he was “appalled” and “outraged” over the militant Muslim nation’s crackdown on dissent, but declined to specify anything that he might, you know, do.

What would we do?

Well, for once we’re with that crusty old RINO fart that Obama trounced last November. How did that song go again?

“Bomb Iran … bomb, bomb Iran …”

Seriously, somebody fire up the drones, crank up the Beach Boys and identify some high-value military targets. Stat.

Oh, and just out of curiousity, is there any way we could get Obama to take the same “hands-off” approach to domestic issues while he’s at it?

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