Where’s Sanford?

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S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford is not AWOL, he’s apparently just getting a little R&R after a lengthy political battle over a disputed pot of federal “stimulus” dollars.

In a statement released to FITS, here’s what Sanford Communications Director Joel Sawyer had to say about the governor’s whereabouts, which suddenly became the subject of rampant political speculation Monday afternoon …

“Gov. Sanford is taking some time away from the office this week to recharge after the stimulus battle and the legislative session, and to work on a couple of projects that have fallen by the wayside. We are not going to discuss the specifics of his travel arrangements or his security arrangements.”

Hmmm … so that explains that

Funny, for a guy with zero influence the guessing game over Sanford’s exact location got pretty hot and bothered today, with several reporters nearly giving themselves hernias while playing the “Where’s Waldo: Gubernatorial Edition” game.

So where is the governor?

Your guess is as good as ours … even First Lady Jenny Sanford says she has no clue.

Update - Phil Bailey of the S.C. Senate Democratic Caucus has the first funny tweet on this … “Some disheveled looking man is on my front porch. Khakis, a blue oxford shirt (untucked) and a copy of ‘The World is Flat’. Just kidding, people.”

Update IILa Socialista (a.k.a. The State newspaper) now has a story up on Sanford’s disappearing act.

Update III - Wow. The Washington Post‘s Chris Cillizza is on the story, too. Crazy.

Update IV – The lovely Mrs. Sic Willie has vetoed our founding editor’s suggestion that perhaps he, too, could disappear for four days without telling her where he was going.

Update V – Drudge? Above the fold? With a picture?

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Good Lord …

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  1. By Tyler June 22, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    How come his staff knows where he is, but his wife does not?

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  2. By Tyler June 22, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    Also – he would have missed Fathers’ Day – no way this is just a little fishing trip.

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  3. By Not Sayin', Just Sayin' June 22, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Two words: chasing poontang

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  4. By Toyota Kawaski June 22, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    He along with Fits staff is in the Castro district of San Francisco.

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  5. By HammerheadSC June 22, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    Jakie has more things to worry about than Sanford. I swear he has some sort of man crush or something for how much he focuses on him.

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  6. By Neocon June 22, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    Obama had him knocked off Chicago style…

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  7. By Not Sayin', Just Sayin' June 22, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Hell, maybe Jenny had him knocked off Chicago style. She’s a Chi-town kid from birth, unlike The One.

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  8. By Matt June 22, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    So he doesn’t even tell his wife where he is??? Hmmm, now the questions turn to possible scandal.

    First John Ensign, now…

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  9. By G.L. June 22, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Now it’s the top story on Drudge.

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  10. By AlexS June 22, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Its also above the “fold” on Drudge…with a picture

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  11. By If the shoe fits... June 22, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    Same guy who flew around the State touting transparency in government except when it comes to him,huh? Rep.Haley needs to demand a roll call on his wherabouts!

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  12. By Liberaltarian June 22, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    Three thoughts:

    1. His car has OnStar doesn’t it? Wait, probably canceled it to save the monthly fee.
    2. If he is trying to start some “Atlas Shrugged”-themed disappearing act, please hurry up and his fellow fringe right-wingers disappear.
    3. As a village without our idiot, who is going to step up in his absence? Is Bauer in charge?

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  13. By Clemson2009 June 22, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    We can only hope he will never return to South Carolina…

    …for the sake of the 4 million South Carolina residents.

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  14. By Charles June 22, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    I trust we now all know this man could never be President of the United States.

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  15. By me June 22, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    wow, you really have no clue do you clemson2009? I assume you think the so called “stimulus” will help us as well?

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  16. By male sapphist June 22, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    He was spotted in North Georgia pushing over the Georgia Guidestones with his herculean strength with a copy of Catcher in the Rye in his back pocket and an Ayn Rand missive clinched between his teeth.

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  17. By CNSYD June 22, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    Tired from the “fight”? What effort did he expend? He knew it was a lost cause and a publicity stunt from the get go.

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  18. By JoeSchmoe June 22, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    Jake Knotts: “I want to know immediately ­ who is running the executive branch in the governor’s absence”

    Well that’s easy. The same people who normally run it – the legislative branch.

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  19. By Jeffy June 22, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    He is at a Dungeons and Dragons convention with BIN! Sharing a room I’m sure. (to save money of course)

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  20. By Natasha June 22, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Guess he can kiss those prezzy aspirations buh-bye. What a PR disaster.

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  21. By here markie markie June 22, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    Where is he today? Hell, I been wonderin’ where he’s been for aboout 7 years.

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  22. By Dave June 22, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    Just more jokes at our state’s expense…

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  23. By LarrysGrip June 22, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    How many can enjoy a flower, a stream or a walk? Anonymity blossoms foolishly once again for summer is here. It is way too hot for folks to be out in all this heat. Get hydrated. Best, Larry

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  24. By wango tango June 23, 2009 at 7:01 am

    Just a thought—-could he be with Jay Hodge?

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