By fitsnews – June 19, 2009
We just checked with our founding editor, who consulted with his “junk,” and the consensus is that Megan Fox – a.k.a. the hottest woman alive – is still single.
Which yeah … swoon. And swoon. And swoon some more.
So if Fox is single – as she reiterated to a global audience last week – then why does she keep showing up places with ex-boyfriend (and ex-90210 “star”) Brian Austin Green?
No really … one day, we have an allegedly single Fox making comments about how another woman is so hot that she makes her want to strangle a mountain ox …
Yeah, file that in the good category …
But then we keeping having these Brian Austin Green moments … which let’s face it, only make us want to strangle ourselves.
C’mon, Megan … it’s not just Sic’s willie. Millions of penises are counting on you here.
