Unfortunately, Tom Brady doesn’t play hockey, basketball or beer pong (that we know of) – which means the whole “he shoots, he scores!” analogy doesn’t really work here.
Which is too bad, because when it comes to shooting and scoring, Brady (a.k.a. “Poopie”) is the friggin’ master.
First there was the super infant he created with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynihan, and now, according to People.com, he’s spent at least part of his rehabilitation from a horrific knee-injury impregnating his wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen.
Speculation has grown since pictures showing the supermodel in Brazil this week surfaced showing what seems to be a perceptible bump. Bundchen and New England Patriots quarterback husband Tom Brady were married twice this Spring – first in a ceremony in Los Angeles Feb. 26, then exchanging vows before friends in early April at Bundchen’s Costa Rica home.
“Gisele will be an excellent mother,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She’s always wanted kids.”
Brady, on the other hand, told reporters earlier this year that one Golden Child was enough – information he apparently forgot to share with his penis.
Oh well, congrats to both Brady and Bundchen on the good news.