The Sucking Sound Of ABC

We thought NBC’s Brian Williams had the mainstream media market cornered when it came to performing journalistic fellatio on the President of the United States, but apparently not.

The American Broadcasting Company (ABC) is now getting its “Hoover on” by providing the Obama White House with some free prime time “pitch time” next Wednesday night to promote its health care plan.

Obviously, that would be “par for the MSM course” were it not for the fact that ABC is refusing to let Republicans have their say on the issue of health care – oh, and the fact that the newly-appointed head of the White House office on health care reform is none other than former ABC News reporter Linda Douglass.

Now obviously, it goes without saying that Republicans don’t have much of anything useful to say about, well, much of anything … so shutting them out of the debate is perfectly understandable.

But this story is wrong … so wrong.

Why?

Because it mentions fellatio and Linda Douglass (ewww) within 100 words of each other, which if it isn’t a federal crime, definitely should be.

Now Bianna Golodryga, on the other hand … mmmmmmmm.

Did somebody say Alotta Fagina?

Oh yeah! Click to enlarge, bebe …