Megan Fox Is Just Because (Again)

By fitsnews • on June 16, 2009

Alright, so we have this friend who keeps asking us why we obsess over Megan Fox – a friend who is obviously not DJ Slick – but who obviously is in need of some immediate electroshock therapy.

Seriously, people … Site Selection Magazine agrees … the #1 location for new business in America is that open oval just above Megan’s perfect backside.

See?

Our reverence is such that we can’t even say Megan Fox and “ass” in the same sentence …

Well … unless it is by way of demonstrating our reverence.

And yes, this meandering babble is exactly what happens whenever we come face-to-computer-screen with the most beautiful woman on the planet (kick) … err, the most beautiful woman on the planet next to our founding editor’s lovely pregnant wife, obviously.

No really, Sic lost the power of speech for three days that time he saw Megan Fox naked.

Update – Obviously, Site Selection magazine in no way said any such thing about the area just above Megan Fox’s rear end being good for business. That was an attempted funny.