Iranians Spell As Good As South Carolinians
First of all, Middle Eastern girls are friggin’ hot.
Seriously.
In fact, we’d like to take this opportunity to state definitively, for the record, that any culture which forces its women to cover up but then lets a bunch of big-nosed, ignorant militant men walk around like they own the place doesn’t need to be “respected” or “appreciated,” it needs to be evaluated for mental illness.
And possibly bombed – at least the dudes.
Anyway, amid the ongoing protests in Tehran, Iran over last weekend’s election of hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmanidanidingdong (or whatever that camel shagger’s name is) we couldn’t help but notice one protester walking around with a sign calling Ahmanidanidingdong out for being a “lier.”
Wait, isn’t that the coin of the realm in Vatican City? Or the ancient Greek musical instrument?
Oh … “liar.” We got it.
Funny. Iranians spell about as good as native South Carolinians.
Comments
By CNSYD on June 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
FITS it is “well”. Is it a slow news day?
By cerius on June 15th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
What a courageous president obama appears to be! I’m sure those people protesting Iran’s rigged election are receiving great moral support from obama’s silence!
By anthrcitizen on June 15th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
This is funny.
“Iranians spell as well as South Carolinians”.
By John on June 18th, 2009 at 9:31 am
The Bible also forces women to cover themselves:
First Epistle Of Saint Paul To The Corinthians
1 Be ye followers of me, as I also am of Christ. 2 Now I praise you, brethren, that in all things you are mindful of me: and keep my ordinances as I have delivered them to you. 3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. 4 Every man praying or prophesying with his head covered, disgraceth his head. 5 But every woman praying or prophesying with her head not covered, disgraceth her head: for it is all one as if she were shaven.
6 For if a woman be not covered, let her be shorn. But if it be a shame to a woman to be shorn or made bald, let her cover her head. 7 The man indeed ought not to cover his head, because he is the image and glory of God; but the woman is the glory of the man. 8 For the man is not of the woman, but the woman of the man. 9 For the man was not created for the woman, but the woman for the man. 10 Therefore ought the woman to have a power over her head, because of the angels.
GENESIS, chapter 24
64 And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
65 For she had said unto the servant, What man is this that walketh in the field to meet us? And the servant had said, It is my master: therefore she took a vail, and covered herself.