That’s Sharp!
We just got our new pencil sharpeners in today …
Seriously … whatcha think?
That’s right … we thought y’all would be impressed.
In fact, we hear this is the exact same model that’s used by President Barack Obama to sharpen his official White House pencils in the Oval Office.
Except his is brown and reportedly has a “U.S. Taxpayer” tramp stamp just above the boo-tay.
True story …
Editor’s Note: Not a true story.
Comments
By BIN News Editorial Staff on June 12th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
sic(k) willie is such a pervert.
Leave it to him to get a kick out of something this childish and stupid.
Hey sic(k) willie. Did you hear the one about the constipated political consultant? He worked his problem out with a pencil.
As constipated as you seem to be, you may need many pencils.
Extra sharp.
By bluetiger on June 13th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Could you special order one with Clemson Univesity stamped on top and a hand on the handle stamped Barker and Staff? Could be a million dollar item with the frustrated and “disgruntled” alumni!!
By bluetiger on June 13th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Which, I’ll add, are most of the Alumni who hold Clemson as a very special and memorable experience in their lives.