She’s Gonna Be A “He”
Chastity Bono, the lesbian daughter of Sonny and Cher, announced today that she … err, he … will be undergoing a sex change operation.
Specifically, she’s adding a meat and two veggies to her menu, and removing a couple servings of dairy.
Reps for Cher – who for some inexplicable reason is wearing sweatpants in that picture – were not immediately available for comment.
Bono came out of the closet 20 years ago and has been a gay rights advocate ever since. She’s also written a book about coming out of the closet, which presumably involves more than “step 1: open closet. step 2: walk out.”
Just sayin’ … seems like it should be pretty easy.
And yes, our only reason for posting this was the opportunity it afforded us to make the whole “meat and two veggies” comment …
Comments
By Freddie Guy on June 12th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
How does this implicate Solicitor Jay Hodge and Rep. Ted Vick?
By CNSYD on June 12th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Who the hell cares anything about these people? They will do or say anything to get publicity.
By Dj on June 13th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
lol…I think the REAL reason you posted this is because secretly you think its hot.
By Toyota Kawaski on June 15th, 2009 at 9:09 am
takes one to know one
By Old Bike Dude on July 7th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Are we soon to see the return of Sonny and Cher??