Get Your Loserwear
Back at the height of his raucous tenure in the S.C. Governor’s Office, our founding editor liked to get sloshed in bars and tell the ladies he was “Will Folks.”
It was one of the incredibly successful pick-up lines of all time – at least if we’re measuring success by blank stares, awkward silence and abrupt departures from the premises.
Oh, and the occasional slap in the face (let’s face it – Sic’s memory has never been all that good).
Anyway, half-a-decade later, “Will Folks” has become the subject of yet another Palmetto pick-up line – except this time it’s being used by former “journalist” and current paid political blogger Wes Wolfe, a guy who has found a gig shilling for RINO consultant J. Warren Tompkins after Democrats told him to take a hike.
Wolfe’s standard line apparently involves telling the ladies that he’s an “award-winning journalist” who exposed the infamous “Will Folks hit list.”
Who? What? Huh?
Exactly … Wolfe is talking about this article, although our guess is that even the most unnaturally-fixated S.C. politicos forgot about it, say, a year-and-a-half ago.
Undeterred or unaware of the lack of recognition in his subjects, Wolfe smiles – like he knows a secret they don’t – and enters phase two of his rap.
“You mean you don’t know who Will Folks is?”
Wolfe then proceeds to bore these poor ladies senseless with a steady barrage of mind-numbing political gobbledygook pertaining to our founding editor, a frightening “Stalkerville” rant devoid of any context, substance or acknowledgment of the fact that the person listening could give two rats asses.
In fact, one of the ladies who has been subjected to Wolfe’s night moves described them as “pathetic.” Which, ironically, make them not unlike the guy he’s trying to pin his “fame” on.
Anyway, all this is by way of saying that Wolfe’s website, which nobody reads, now has a fashion line – which we’re guessing no one will wear.
No really. The guy staking his career on becoming the “anti-FITS” (again) actually has his own T-Shirt line.
By way of a “review,” one of our left-leaning friends was kind enough to sum up the allure of the new Wolfe threads …
“Now you can tell the ladies you’re familiar with one of the writers of some obscure, seldom read article from a local Columbia free weekly about some political inside baseball intrigue on a ‘hit list,’ or something or other. I think it got some kind of award.”
Tee-hee!
Look people. We don’t begrudge Wes for having a hard-on for Sic. Nor do we mind the “competition” he and his fellow consulting firm hacks over at the Palmetto Pooper Scooper provide.
All we’re saying is that if you want to get web traffic, don’t shill for a consulting firm.
And if you want to get laid, there are better ways than having to repeatedly explain who “Will Folks” is.
Oh, and if you want some non-loser threads, just click here.
