Ricci Is Single: Hell To The Yeeahhh Boyee!
In news that has prompted us to spend the better part of today meticulously reviewing several scenes from the movie Black Snake Moan (rrrawwwrrr!), yet another of our founding editor’s favorite Hollywood fetish babes is single again.
Christina Ricci – who only three months ago broke our hearts by getting engaged – is back on the market, according to People.
Who was the dude she was marrying? Yeah … exactly.
You can read all about it here. Meanwhile, our founding editor clearly has some thoughts on the matter.
“In addition to being Marvin Gayelicious, this news is “bow-chicka-wow” to the max,” Sic Willie said. “Christina Ricci is a straight-up bangtacular babe, and I would seriously give my left nugget if she’d make my ‘black snake moan.’”
Reminded that he is a) married and b) Caucasian, Sic started sobbing.
In unrelated news, we find ourselves craving a Coca-Cola product right about now for some strange reason …
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Comments
By Pat Hendrix on June 4th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Holy crap, there’s another Sic Willie reference to male genitals. What’s the deal, dude? It can’t be a coincidence that you invariably talk about “nuggets.”
By Toyota Kawaski on June 4th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Like i have said before the poll at the bottom should read 3 GOP leaders and one dumb ass political hack