The Young Cons … God Help Us
This is one of those videos that Beavis and Butthead would have watched in open-mouthed, unmitigated horror – too traumatized to even move.
“It” is the so-called “Young Con Anthem,” written and performed by “Stiltz” (Josh Riddle) and “Serious C” (David Ruffel) – a.k.a. the “Young Cons.”
Why Serious C? Because “Dave is seriously Christian and Conservative,” the band’s website reads.
And “seriously untalented,” judging from the video …
Honestly what is it with these friggin’ white people? Go write a symphony or something …
Look, we can’t stand failed big government ideology any more than the next “conservative” – which is one reason we wake up every day and write this website.
These guys apparently decided that the best way to advance their beliefs was to become no-talent wiggers – gyrating and waving their arms about spastically as they wax pimply-faced from a book of late 1990s GOP talking points – all while some low-fi “Biggest Loser” ripoff music is stuck on repeat in the background.
And trust us, that’s actually a favorable review of this auditory abortion.
“Seriously,” your ears could function for another hundred years and never again absorb anything nearly as horrible as this song.
Comments
By Liberty for me on June 3rd, 2009 at 2:09 pm
GOD!!!..That is so stupid. Like rappers and those who listen to them could ever wrap their minds around anything that wasnt a government socialist program of dependency…They have been brainwashed for generations.
By mark on June 4th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Be nice, or you’ll hurt Muffy’s and Buffy’s feelings. They just need a little help with eubonics from Michelle Bachman, (”Michael Steele you dah man, you dah man”) and some choreography from Karl Rove and David Gregory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw
Stick with Huckabee’s dueling banjoes, when you are a miniscule regional party in Appalachia.
By joey johnson on June 7th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
word.
that shit is fresh AND dope.
baleedat.
long beach.
inglewooooood.