The Lane Kiffin Show: Riotously Funny

By fitsnews • on May 30, 2009
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We honestly haven’t laughed this hard since we were forwarded the “Hitler Is a Gamecock Fan” video.

Seriously, if you thought that clip was funny, wait till you see the “Lane Kiffin Show,” a series of cartoon videos featuring a shirtless, computer-animated/voiced Tennessee football coach berating his guests with hilarious insults and hipfoolery.

In addition to “interviewing” his predecessor Phillip Fulmer and rival SEC coaches Urban Meyer and Mark Richt, one of Kiffin’s “guests” is star University of South Carolina recruit Alshon Jeffery (or at least a caricature of Jeffery).

On the “show,” Kiffin has Jeffery announce where he will play his college football.

“You have got to be sh*tting me,” Kiffin says, upon hearing Jeffery announce his intention to play for South Carolina.

“You cannot be serious. What the hell is wrong with you?” he asks. “Just remember, if you choose the Gamecocks you will end up pumping gas for the rest of your life just like all the other players from your state who have gone to South Carolina.”

In the case of that particular comment, it’s funny because it’s true. The “pumping gas” remark actually happened as Kiffin tried in vain to get Jeffery to attend UT.

Needless to say, Jeffery’s decision still displeases the coach.

“There will be no shirtless Wild Boys for you,” Kiffin deadpans to the blue chip prospect at the conclusion of the interview … of course everything is “deadpan” when you’re using AT&T Text to Speech software.

Get ready to crack yourselves up …

Comments

By Justin on May 31st, 2009 at 10:14 am

Lame

By fitsnews on May 31st, 2009 at 6:36 pm

Justin-

There will be no shirtless Wild Boys for you.

-Coach Lane

By Liberty for me on June 1st, 2009 at 1:48 am

mmmm….the whole shirtleass thing….pretty creeepy

By Toyota Kawaski on June 1st, 2009 at 8:31 am

Probation in 5 years

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