Obviously, we don’t care how Melissa Joan Hart (a.k.a. Clarissa/ Sabrina) got her bangin’ body back, although we assume it had something to do with popping out a rugrat a few months ago and then tormenting herself on a treadmill.
We’re just glad it’s back …
Anyway, MJH – who outside of Sic Willie’s editorial meetings typically isn’t honored with the whole 3-letter designation ‘thing’ – is on the cover of People this week sporing an itsy bitsy teeny weenie purple non-polka dot bikini.
And even though the photos may be airbrushed (Superficial writer? What say you?) they have spawned a response not seen in our home office since the hand party that accompanied Hart’s Maxim photo shoot a few years back.
And look – there’s video, too.
Swoonage. Especially the part at the end where she confesses that she’s craving another child … but not quite as much as she’s craving a cupcake.
We love this girl. Love her, love her, love her …
What … you think we’re crazy?
Two words, people. “Freckle fetish.”
By SS Minnow May 29, 2009 at 8:59 am
Once again I’m a huge fan of that little magnifier option!
By Jason June 7, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I wasn’t conjoined to her.