ESPN hottie Erin Andrews is taking a break from letting redneck sports fans gawk over her ass so that she can provide “sideline” commentary at the National Spelling Bee in Washington, D.C. tonight.
Which means that a bunch of prepubescent boys are about to learn what it means to want to be a man.
Spelling bees – go figure – have become wildly popular in America, which explains why ABC is peeling away EA and Dancing with the Stars host Tom Bergeron (no relation to the hockey players) to provide two hours of prime time network coverage for the event.
YouTube has certainly stoked the interest.
In addition to the hilarious Rebecca Sealfon clips, nearly 2 million people have watched former contestant Dominic Erazzo doing a spot-on impression of Napoleon Dynomite.
“Do the chickens have large talons?”
Indeed, Dominic. Indeed.
Oh, and of course we are among the gawking redneck sports fans who will be tuning in tonight … just in case.
By Not Sayin', Just Sayin' May 29, 2009 at 9:29 am
Regardless of who wins the Spelling Bee, all of those young lads will leave clearly knowing how to spell B-O-N-E-R.