Lil Guy With A Big Bomb
Crazy little Kim Jong Il and his massive bouffant just detonated another nuclear weapon, this one bigger than the last North Korean bomb.
This comes just a month after Kim’s DPRK (Democratic People’s Republic of Korea) walked out on negotiations with the United Nations’ Security Council over the resumption of its nuclear program.
As we said at the time, the DPRK don’t play.
Needless to say, Kim’s detonation of another nuclear device prompted round after round of global outrage, including some smack talk from Canada, which condemned North Korea’s “reckless and needlessly provocative” action.
Oh, Canada.
We hate to break it to our socialist friends North of the border, but if Kim is telling the U.N. Security Council to S.D.B. (suck donkey balls), it’s doubtful he cares too much what Canada thinks.
Also amusing is the concern being raised in this country over a “socialist” power having access to nukes.
Seriously, America. Look in the mirror lately?
Comments
By Jonathan Williams on May 25th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
I don’t know why but the second I saw that picture I burst out laughing.
Come to think of it, I laugh every time I see a picture of the Dear Leader (DPRK version).
I blame Team America’s portrayal of Kim Jong-il for that. He really was the funniest part of that whole movie.
By dj on May 25th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
What does it mean when we condemn N. Korea?!? What does that mean? Ooooooh Obama said he condemned them oooooh. Theres no weight behind any of these words. Oooohh face!!! The U.N. is meeting behind close doors…..again. That will show them! I men really, put up or shut up. Canada talking shit? I seriously doubt NK is really shaking…from anyone’s words. For a country and a dictator that pretty much the entire world makes fun of,(I’m ronery?) he does whatever the fuck he wants….and gets away with it. China will not cross the borders, Japan wont do shit, S. Korea wouldn’t last a half hour, especially now that our token force left the country. If it wasn’t for the seriousness of nuclear weapons this would be a total joke on how not to deal with a dictator. Fucking hilarious.Its like the Cuban situation but NK has taken it even further with actually progressing their agenda.
By runescape gold on May 25th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
The UN must pass a resolution letting the N. Korea know that it absolutely and firmly condenms such actions, after all the N. Korean could use more toilet paper.
By roofus on May 26th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Calm down you neocons, Obama’s got the situation in hand.
Obama’s gonna cut funding for our “unproven” nuclear defence shield and plans to make “deep cuts” in our strategic nuclear arsenal.
That will teach North Korea!
By Reaganite Republican Resistance on May 26th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Somehow all the talk of how Kim is a crackpot eccentric, while Obama is portrayed as fatherly, all-knowing, and wise doesn’t quite square with reality when the “crackpot” is running circles around our flawless messiah.
This is the same Obama that was apparently busy with his puppy-vetting process or playing basketball while the Russians where nabbing our Afghan supply air-base in Kyrgizstan.
Obama is endangering our national security, a failure of his most primary duty as president… maybe we should draw a line here?
Living in a celebrity-driven/liberal/MSM fantasy world is not a right of Obama supporters to cling-to indefinitely, as it’s both the voters and the press’ duty to make informed, good-faith decisions… not waste power making a hollow fashion statement instead.
It’s rapidly getting to the point where this kind of willfully-ignorant “thinking” is not just irresponsible, but dangerous. Obamania’s sheeple are deeply delusional, and as Obama’s enablers, these fools are going to get us killed.
http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com/
By Reaganite Republican Resistance on May 26th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Somehow all the talk of how Kim is a crackpot eccentric, while Obama is portrayed as fatherly, all-knowing, and wise doesn’t quite square with reality when the “crackpot” is running circles around our flawless messiah.
This is the same Obama that was apparently busy with his puppy-vetting process or playing basketball while the Russians where nabbing our Afghan supply air-base in Kyrgizstan.
Obama is endangering our national security, a failure of his most primary duty as president… maybe we should draw a line here?
Living in a celebrity-driven/liberal/MSM fantasy world is not a right of Obama supporters to cling-to indefinitely, as it’s both the voters and the press’ duty to make informed, good-faith decisions… not waste power making a hollow fashion statement instead.
It’s rapidly getting to the point where this kind of willfully-ignorant “thinking” is not just irresponsible, but dangerous. Obamania’s sheeple are deeply delusional, and as Obama’s enablers, these fools are going to get us killed.
By runescape gold on May 31st, 2009 at 2:05 am
It’s doubtful he cares too much what Canada thinks
By runescape gold on May 31st, 2009 at 2:09 am
If it wasn’t for the seriousness of nuclear weapons this would be a total joke on how not to deal with a dictator. Fucking hilarious.Its like the Cuban situation but NK has taken it even further with actually progressing their agenda.