Does anybody else out there remember an old SNL skit entitled “Bad Idea Jeans?”
We forget who was in it (Kevin Nealon?), but the premise was that a group of Breakfast Club-looking characters were sitting around outside talking to each other about not wearing condoms in Haiti and other “bad ideas.”
Which somehow had something to do with jeans …
Well, assuming the new SNL does a reboot of this skit, they might want to add “sticking around for post-coital libations with a married woman whose Samurai husband could walk in the door at any time and, upon discovering his wife in flagrante delicto in his bed, access one of several conveniently located impaling devices on the wall next to the door.”
Because that would be a “bad idea,” people.