Full Service

Over a decade ago, a college lab professor once held up a piece of hemp during class and proclaimed “if you can’t smoke it, rope it.”

And while that has nothing to do with anything, it seemed like a fun lead-in to this clever photographic juxtaposition captured yesterday by one of our readers.

A free truck? In this economy? Heck yeah!

In fact, we are currently revising our last will and testament right now to ensure that we take full advantage of the unique full service offered at this Columbia, S.C. location.

Wait … those services are being offered by two totally different companies, you say?

What? You mean we don’t get a free truck for checking into the funeral home? And even if we did, we’d be dead?

Bummer …

Update – Oh, and Shives Funeral Home? Monster Self-Storage? Don’t think the fact that our founding editor is a moron gets either of y’all off the hook. You’re still getting invoices for this “free” advertising!