Ascots Are Back?

By fitsnews • on May 20, 2009
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Apparently when you’re born as a tiny old man and age backwards, ascots become cool at age 45 … at least such is the “curious case” of Brad Pitt, who is evidently going to live to be 90.

Assuming he’s aging backwards …

And while this news will no doubt make one South Carolina man exceedingly happy, we still don’t get the whole ascot thing.

Unless you’re over sixty and own your own yacht (which you happen to be on at the time), there’s really no reason to ever wear one.

Seriously, Spalding …

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By BIN News Editorial Staff on May 20th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

sic(k) willie is desperately seeking something intelligent to write about.

But all he can find is this cr@p. What a m@r@n.

By Eric on May 20th, 2009 at 6:11 pm

Just watched Caddyshack for the first time this weekend. Enjoyed it.

By Ellie McD on May 21st, 2009 at 1:19 am

That’s not an ascot, you idiot. Google it and stop embarrassing yourself. He’s just wearing a scarf. LOL!

Actually he looks pretty sexy to me. Nice to see a man looking well put together. You guys don’t have to look like slobs all the damn time.

By fashionista on May 21st, 2009 at 10:24 pm

Unless he is the latest “tenor” he looks even more ridiculous wearing a scarf with a summer suit in the heat. Polar fleece and Hawaiian Tropic shouldn’t be worn at the time.

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