As you have no doubt deduced by now, the name of this 16″ boys bike is “Major Damage,” and it more than lived up to its name – at least in the damage it inflicted on our founding editor’s marriage.
A veritable nightmare to assemble (even for the mechanically-inclined Mrs. Sic Willie), “Major Damage” did require a bit of “male muscle,” which in turn necessitated a certain degree of spousal coordination.
Which in this case was sorely lacking.
And no, it didn’t help that our founding editor thought it would be fun to repeatedly bellow out “MAJOR DAMAGE” in his movie trailer voice, with an emphasis on “repeatedly.”
“I’m going to do some major damage to your balls if you don’t shut up!” Mrs. Sic finally informed him.
Ah yes. Good times.