Vive Tequila!

Since we’re only about five years away from Cinco de Mayo replaying the Fourth of July as America’s national holiday, we figured we might as well get a jump start on the festivities.

You know, before the swine flu pandemic kills us all.

And while we don’t have a taste for tequila (Tila or otherwise), we have to say that particular bottle of Cuervo appeals to us.

Call it product placement, people.