This Is Sharon Stone?

In a disturbing development for our 18-year-old Basic Instinct fantasy, actress Sharon Stone appears to have reached the crest of  “the hill,” from which we can only assume that she will begin a slow, inexorable decline.

The ex-starlet – whose controversial karma comment made international headlines last May – showed up at some gay and lesbian event the other day looking like death warmed over.

Seriously, people. She’s got Sic Willie teeth. Which is something we must say, using inherently contradictory metaphors, is just the tip of this iceberg’s hot mess.

Get it? Because “hot” and “iceberg” are … never mind.

Looking painfully thin, wrinkly and in need of some Crest whitening strips, this is not the Stone we remember crossing and recrossing her legs in the interrogation room “downtown.”

As The Superficial writer observes, she looks like “Dolly Parton on meth,” to which we can only say true dat.

For shame, for shame.

Plus, Stone’s contention that her gown chimps are real is now clearly up for debate.

Which reminds us, she avoided all this unflattering scrutiny just a few short months ago by simply doing what she’s genetically predisposed to do – which is show some nipple.

It’s like eating for the rest of us …

Nice floral pumps, though.

We do, as it turns out, have something nice to say after all.