FITS Demands Equal “Cuddle Time” On WIS

We’re waiting to review the full tape of Palmetto Scoop editor Adam Fogle’s appearance on WIS this weekend, but based on the little bit we caught (and what we’ve heard from embarrassed viewers) it was a cuddlefest the likes of which this state hasn’t seen since the invention of goose down.

In fact, here’s a sneak peek at the spooning … err, transcript:

Ben Hoover (WIS): I love you.

Adam Fogle (Scoop): I love more.

Ben Hoover: I love you most.

Adam Fogle: Come here, you …

(They kiss)

Guess that’s just what happens when a guy named after a vacuum gets together with a guy who sucks for a living …

Oh well, at least Fogle can write. Hoover on the other hand probably needs his teleprompter to tell him when it’s time to go potty.

Seriously people, Newswatch used to have “respects,” and former WIS anchor David Stanton (while existing in permanent 2-definition) at least moderated with some semblance of journalistic integrity, even if his face was concave.

WIS is now a total joke – covering the local violence of the day and then regurgitating the status quo talking points when it’s time to focus on government.

Then there’s the station’s incessant airing of those annoying “big switch” commercials – like anybody who watches their “Whites In Suburbia” newscasts has rabbit ears.

That’s W-Malcolm-X, yo.

Anyway, we figure if they’re giving out free hugs on Newswatch these days, we’ll take one. No really, we’re perfectly happy to come in and have a walking teleprompter throw us softball after softball after softball …

Oh, and if it makes any difference we kiss better than Fogle … or so we’ve been told.

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