Jessica Simpson is all over Vanity Fair today, as the esteemed publication has fallen victim to a clever ploy on the part of her publicists to make people forget about all those scary fat pictures taken of her a few months ago.
Yeah, nice try.
Still, these retro pics by photographer Mario Testino are pretty hot – in fact, the one of her in her bathrobe is downright scorching.
Something about retro + mole + bath robe + cleavage (oh, and that look she’s giving the camera) = very nice.
In fact, she’s almost as hot as the girl on that Yaz commercial. You know, the one where the FDA wants them to “correct a few points.”
Of course, the whole effect is ruined by an article that delves into, well, Jessica Simpson.
Oh, and Tony Romo.
Sheesh.
Less talky-talky … more retro moley.
By bonehead May 4, 2009 at 5:29 pm
smokin!