Ali Lohan And Warrant(s)
Yes, there is probably a ‘Warrant’ song that’s going through your head right now. Except subtract two years.
And while we’re on the subject of Warrant, there will be one issued for your arrest if you so much as think an impure thought (too late!) about Ali Lohan, who is Lindsay’s fifteen-year-old sister.
Yeah, fifteen.
Which makes you a pervert.
Of course it’s not your fault her mom is white trash, is it?
Be that as it may, it doesn’t change the fact that you’re still gonna have to wait two years to fantasize without that creepy feeling overtaking you.
Comments
By Hollie on April 30th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
If you’re referring to the song “Seventeen,” that’s by Winger, not Warrant. :)
By fitsnews on April 30th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
“Hollie,”
We were born in the mid-Seventies. We know the difference between Warrant and Winger.
Keep sniffing, though … you’re close.
“She’s my …”
-FITS
By Hollie on May 1st, 2009 at 12:16 am
Cherry Pie, right? That was my first assumption, but then I read the next sentence, “Except subtract two years.” Cherry Pie makes no mention of age. Seventeen obviously does, and since she’s 15…ah forget it. Both are equally sleazy (albeit awesome) songs. And BTW, I’m well acquainted with hair bands too, as I am not that much younger than you! :)
By friend of a friend. on May 1st, 2009 at 5:09 pm
I have a bad feeling she’s going to end up on the wrong side of the press. Or maybe you would call it the good side. I guess it’s a sister thing. :/