Octo’s Ongoing Obsession Is Still Ongoing

It seems every day there is some new Octo-mom revelation – the vast majority of which we decline to cover.

Like “Octo-mom uses non-profit child services to help care for her brood” (which is true).

Or “Octo-mom just inked a new reality TV deal” (which is also true).

Or “Octo-mom is getting kind of overexposed lately” (duh, that one’s false, people).

Of all the Octo-momosity, though, the speculation we find most interesing centers around her ongoing obsession with Angelina Jolie.

Why?

Because it gives us an excuse to think about/ look at Angelina Jolie, obviously.

In fact, we knew a guy once in Louisiana who met Jolie one time, and we were so turned on just hearing about it that we stalked him for several months.

Angelina remains the gold standard – and even though Megan Fox, Halle Berry and Salma Hayek infringe on her turf three days a week (Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, to be precise) – we devote our other four weekly fantasy hours to Jolie.

Okay, okay … it’s more of a “fantasy two-and-a-half minutes” than a fantasy hour.

And we may have two of them on Saturday, hence the phrase “once a day and twice on Saturday.”

Wait … what the hell where we even talking about?

Oh yeah … Octo-mom’s Jolie obsession.

As if having the stripper name Angelina, pouty lip surgery and a brood of youngins’ wasn’t enough, Nadya Suleman is now mimicking Jolie with a tat commemorating her litter(s).

And even though the whole trip to the tattoo parlor may have been an excuse to dish out yet another “Octo-mom exclusive,” it’s brought her whole creepy Jolie obsession back into the limelight.

Assuming you care to watch Octo-mom get her eighth tattoo, click here.

Assuming you want to watch Jolie get buck naked, Sic Willie is more than happy to rent you his copy of Taking Lives. Or you can click here.

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